This, on the other hand, is a thoroughly boring and unenthusiastic post. How generic and dull. Not at all like that first post, the one with the ridiculous amount of energy and excitement. Is that one a better post? This post worries, sometimes, that it’s inadequate. That it’s not living up to all it could be. But what else could it do? Pretend to be something it isn’t? Sometimes this post stays up all night wondering if there’s an alternate universe in which it learned how to be happy.